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If there is one thing I hate, it’s this united front to keep the Yankees alive. Since I declared them legally dead about a week ago, the evil forces of the world have come together like never before. First, a major conspiracy to injure the Rays’ two best hitters was put in motion. Now, the least accurate newspaper in the country has declared the Yankees dead, which must mean the Yankees are in the best shape possible.
The writing has been on the wall since Joba Chamberlain went on the disabled list. It crippled the rotation, which was already
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It’s about 8:45 a.m. I have arrived at Port Authority and stepped off the bus. I identify the closest stairway and proceed toward it. As I’m doing so, I cross in front of a bus that is letting out its passengers. In what is an uncommon site, four people are staring up and into the bus as a passenger slowly steps off.
Upon closer inspection, it’s an older woman with short, puffy red hair. She’s having a hard time with the steps. The bus driver does that thing that magically lowers the steps, and it’s not helping. I’ve already
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It’s extremely difficult to screw up a sports bar. Sports, booze, food. That’s it. You’re probably thinking you also need tables and chairs, but really, would you care? As long as the bartender was hot, and you and your friends could talk about which one she wants to bang more, you’d be happy. And it’s me she wants to bang more, in case you’re wondering.
However, The Stadium Cafe in Saratoga Springs has found a way to completely take a dump in the mouth of sports bars everywhere. Allow me to tell you a tale of a
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I had a good time in Saratoga this weekend. The track, the bars. But I think this sign is what really made my weekend the best it could be. We drove past it several times, but I lacked a camera and control of the automobile. I managed to find it on Slash Film so I could share it here. As far as vandalism goes, this is some top-notch stuff.
That Slash Film post is nearly two weeks old, so maybe Chad Perkins finds it funny and doesn’t want it fixed. Want to know how he
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